I never thought there was hope for a person like me, and even when people said that my nails would grow like crazy once I started growing a human and taking vitamins every day, I still didn't believe them.
I mean, my nails have been ugly my whole life. That whole nail growth thing has to be a myth for someone like me, right?
Wrong!
You guys! This nail growth this is for real! It is so true and I can't believe it! I feel like I'm promoting Oxy Clean or some other ridiculous infomercial product, but watching my nails transform has been so great, almost life-changing, really.
May I present to you Exhibit A:
These are my nails. Lovely, no? Do you happen to notice the lovely out-growth from the bottom of the polish to my nail bed? That, my friends is from only a week ago! A week people! That kind of growth used to take me a month to achieve, at least.
This is one of those pregnancy symptoms that I would like to stick around with me for the rest of my life, please and thank you.

